Mighty Hawk Forum

Re: Official Trading Thread

Author: Bonmanche
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

Merrett from Brisbane while highly unlikely would be a nice steal.

Re: Getting another defender is not needed

Author: mistere
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

What wins games...GOALS!!! There's no point getting more inside 50's if you cannot put scoreboard pressure on the opponent.
Too often when the forwardline doesn't apply F50 pressure it rebounds faster than the speed of light and every team has a plan for quick rebound.....make it hard to get out of the F50 and there's your NEW defender.
I recon spend anything on getting a 100% bonafide forward line coach with credentials and we'll convert the inside 50's into premiership winning scores.

Re: New assistant coach

Author: Talons
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

What's Leon Cameron's coaching history?

Re: New assistant coach

Author: Buddyfan1
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

We definitely need mongrel/aggression brought back. Perhaps if Chris Scott misses out on the job at Port he might like to come across to get closer to the action for further senior jobs. Mark Ricciuto would be great as forwards coach. As much as I hate essendon with a passion (like we are talking I wanted to jump the fence and smash lloyd myself in rd 22 last year) Scott Lucas is very good in his game analysis on SEN and really knows his stuff in terms of forward structures and when to lead/hold your ground when presenting to the ball carrier. He would also be right up to speed with zones, forward presses etc.

Re: List Assessment | 7. Michael Osborne

Author: jfk
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

He is relatively quick, aggressive and can play - good kick as well. I'd be tempted to play him down back for a year to see how he goes

Re: Speed

Author: Buddyfan1
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

I have been screaming out for players such as Savage, Kayler-Thomson and Shiels to get games throughout the year as all have very good pace particularly JKT who I would rate behind Bateman and Young in terms of speed-endurance athleticism (ability to run > 6 meters/second) repeated again and again. Clarkson needs to stop the pseudo omissions/late reprieves and actually drop the likes of Sewell and Lewis to get the young bloods into the team.

Re: New assistant coach

Author: maceyone
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

Who's the retired players from 2010 looking for a job in our assistants ranks? Kirk- to introduce some passion, Johnson/Goodwin for leadership. Maybe Primus if he loses the Port Job and someone more experienced like Cameron, Scott (if not Primus) or one of Malthouses assistants.
Pick-ups over summer critical. Need someone strategic (maybe Laidley), someone who understands the science/importance of sports/conditioning and (most importantly) someone who can help fire them all up. The team at times does look a little content. We need someone who can get rid of any complacency built up since 08 win and help Clarko once again getting them playing with anger.

Re: List Assessment | 5. Sam Mitchell

Author: Buddyfan1
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

Battled hard but wasn't as effective as 2009 when he won the PC medal, most definitely due to various niggles he carried throughout the year ie hamstring, hand etc

Re: Getting another defender is not needed

Author: Buddyfan1
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

Key forwards get a hold of our backman too often- Barry Hall on Gibson, Mooney on Shoenmakers, Tippet on Gilham, Dawes on Stratton, Jay Schulz on....I refuse to complete that sentence too disgraceful to write about. They battle manfully but as noted all of them are '3rd defenders' instead of key position backs. They need one more big body in there to strengthen it all up. Losing Croady prematurely has killed us.

Re: List Assessment | 7. Michael Osborne

Author: Buddyfan1
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

I'm a bit sick of him rolling around on the ground playing dead every time someone touches him, also a bit sick of going for mark of the year and not actually getting anywhere near it. He did his stint at Box Hill and to his credit fought his way back in and was serviceable. Not really good or bad, just servicable. Clarkson rates him as one of the club's best runners so that will work in his favour.

Getting another defender is not needed

Author: sewell15
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

Hawthorns problem is no longer in defence stratton and gibbo have fixed that. We need to work on our supply from the midfield and kicking bloody goals. Between Stratton gilham and gibbo, gilham should take the TALLEST forward like a ruckman or someone while gibbo takes the number one forward and Stratton takes number two. Throw out this idea of getting tarrant we don't bloody need him.

Re: Key defender

Author: maceyone
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

One of the main reasons our forwards play higher up the ground (and linger around the centre), and our mids dont kick goals, is the fact they zone back so much (in part) to assist clogging up our back half and giving our 190cm backs support.
I have no doubt a quality tall back who we can rely on one on one will give the backs (and mids) the confidence (and ability) to zone off more, allowing the mids to play further up the ground, and allowing the forward(s) to stay where they should.
We roll as a wave from too deep. We do need to sure up the back-line with a key tall we back in. While we're at it we need someone to break the lines on the way out-theres not enough run-but thats for another thread.

Re: Official Trading Thread

Author: Buddyfan1
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

Delistings-Dowler,Taylor,Morton,Moss, Croad (ret) Tuck (downgraded to 'training list')
Up for trade-Guerra,Lewis,Sewell (Bateman's pace saves him)
Rookie upgrades-Peterson,Skipper,Breust

*Retain Kayler-Thomson on the rookie list or upgrade him
**Have heard from someone who's directly linked with GC that they've had talks with Osborne. I'm not sure how they'd do it since GC can only take 1 uncontracted player, and person mentioned said Brown is already a done deal (earth shattering news there!!!). It will be interesting to see if they somehow get Brennan as well as Rischitelli from Brisbane.

Players of interest for Hawthorn
-Rutten, Knights (Adelaide)
-Charman (Brisbane)
-Thursfield (Richmond)
-McKinley (West Coast)
-Pearce (Port Adelaide)

Re: List Assessment | 7. Michael Osborne

Author: el Presidente
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

Ossie is the unhinged psychopath that every team needs. Browny may have blind courage, but Ossie is prepared to go toe to toe with anyone else in the league and is crazy enough that his commitment makes him scary!

I'd keep him as that sort of intensity is a very hard quality to come by. Back in the glorious years of the 80's we had Dipper, Derm and Lethal. We need at least one lunatic on board!

Re: List Assessment | 5. Sam Mitchell

Author: el Presidente
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

Mitch is extremely reliable. He can be relied on most weeks to rack up big stats and will almost certainly be tagged out of a game by Kane Cornes. He will run in circles and look backwards before going forwards but when he does, on that rare occasion, make a direct forward move, he can be brilliant.

Sam's game is not helped by AC's gameplan. It highlight's his deficiencies and prevents him (and others) from realising their potential.

Sam should go down as a great of the club when his day is done. Hopefully AC will allow him to return to his natural game and let him supply the likes of Cyril, Youngy and Silk with copious amounts of extracted footy.

Re: New assistant coach

Author: Buddyfan1
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

Give me laidley please.

Re: Official Trading Thread

Author: R2F
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

The AFL should introduce an anti drug policy for AFL internet forums also.

Re: Official Trading Thread

Author: el Presidente
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

OK. Playing nice.

We all know the club has a list of untouchables. I'd argue that it should be a little thinner this year so here's mine:
Hodge
Cyril
Buddy
Stratton
Young

After that, there is a bunch of players who other club's would have to offer a significant bounty to secure:
Mitch
Rough
Burgoyne
Lisle
Schoenmakers
Sewell

Everyone else is up for open negotiations and the following should be delisted/retired:
Croad (Ret)
Taylor
Dowler
Ladson

In the gun:
Bateman
Bailey
Muston
Suckling

Elevated Rookie:
Skipper
Peterson
Bruest

Delisted Rookies:
Riley Milne
Cameron Stokes

New assistant coach

Author: The good old days
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

3AW reported tonight that the whisper was Leon Cameron is going to Hawthorn.

Re: Official Trading Thread

Author: mel
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

First of all I say stay the hell away from Tarrant! 30 yo. Let Schoenmakers play next year, dont bring in a 30 year old that will keep the kid out of the side.

Next I would like the club to make a play for Nathan Djerrkura wants out from Cats. Is 21 has leg speed, great tackler, and uses the ball very well when he gets it. He has had a few injury issues, so long as he is over them he will add to the speed and defencive pressure in the forward line. Rioli Hooper and Djerrkura swapping on ball and in the forward line!

Matt Spanger from West Coast wants to come back to Victoria, maybe he could be a good fit for the backline? Is 22 194 cm, 93kg. Does not get the ball much but makes alot of spoils, tackles, and can play small and tall. Not sure about his body on body work? He could release Birchall to play wing? Or take over from Murphy (who Im not a fan of) or Gurera who seems to be lacking impact lately!

There are not may players on our list that we could part with, that other clubs would really chase. Ladson is 1 but would only want the guy traded if there was a good deal to be done.

Would like the club to use its draft picks on needs (after 1st rounder that should always be used on best tallent)

Re: Speed

Author: mel
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

Pies: Dick, Davis, Didak, Blair Wellingham, Thomas
Cats: Wojcinski, Varcoe, Stokes, Byrnes, Ablett, Motlop
Saints: Eddy, Geary Milne Ray McQualter Montagna Peake Schnieder Jones
These are the guys that play, there are kids on all lists that would be considered quick.
Hawks: Rioli, Bateman,Young, Hooper.

Speed

Author: Robert
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

There are quite a few on this list who want us to recruit players who are fleet of foot. I am not convinced there is any merit to this project. I rate quick decision making and quick hands but I doubt leg speed counts for much at all. The three dominant teams this year are Collingwood, Geelong and St Kilda. How many genuinely quick players do they have?

Re: List Assessment | 4. Rick Ladson

Author: The Mad Hawker
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

Perhaps we can get pick 79 from the Gold Coast? Wasn't Hird pick 79?

He no longer fits into our best 22 and as such is trade bait.

He may no longer fit into our best 22 but one of the reasons we finished as low as we did this year is because of lack of Depth ( and looking at a lot of posts from others we lacked the depth of the Pies and Cats)
Its ok to say trade but it depends on what we would get for him, if we as a team say we dont want him, what club is gunna give us something decent for him?

Re: What ever happened to ...... Peter Murnane

Author: The good old days
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

Unbelievably played his first season as an amateur. That was when an "amateur" actually didn't get paid. Number 43 and bloody quick.

Re: List Assessment | 8. Xavier Ellis

Author: Robert
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

Completely agree with this assessment. I would like to see a bit more muscle but then I remember Michael Tuck who was the same size and build and also a slow developer. It was great to see X showing some aerial and goal kicking skills towards the end of the season. All he is lacking is the Tuck elbows. I am confident he will become a very complete footballer and will captain the club after Hodge retires.

Re: List Assessment | 3. Jordan Lewis

Author: The Mad Hawker
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

Pick 7's
2009 Brad Shepard (??)
2008 Daniel Rich (poor year but will be good in the end)
2007 Rhys Palmer (Meh)
2006 Joel Selwood (just shades Mitch Thorp)
2005 Paddy Ryder (like to have him)
2004 Lewis (Happy to have him)
2003 Kane Tenace (Never did nuffin)
2002 Andrew Mackie (I'd take him in a heartbeat)
2001 David Hale (meh...OK ruckman)
2000 Laurenace Angwin (Leave that one alone)

So theres 5 i'd have, one ruckman who has killed us enough times, 2 duds, 1 headcase and 1 i know nothing about

Sorry Sammy but in that whole list there is only one of those that is close to being a "superstar" and thats Selwood

Re: List Assessment | 7. Michael Osborne

Author: The Mad Hawker
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

Trade, wont get any better, other options in attacking forward will surpase him, Hooper/Peterson. Better options for defensive forward, Lewis/Ellis.

Trade now while he still has some currency.

Depends on what we would get for him, if he has no value to us then why would he have value for anyone else?
Keep him as a depth player (I do seem to read a lot of posts about us having no depth like the pies and Cats)

Re: List Assessment | 2. Jarryd Roughead

Author: The Mad Hawker
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

Definately trade him. He is worth something this year and will be worth nothing next year. Very disappointing player.

Ah, Mr Fortune Teller can you please tell me what the Powerball numbers are for next week? you seem to know what is going to happen next year. If so who do I back in the Melbourne cup?

If you think getting rid of Roughead is a good idea you have Rocks in your head

Re: List Assessment | 7. Michael Osborne

Author: Robert
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

A poor year and I doubt he is in our best 22. Does not get enough possessions or enough goals and does not lay enough tackles. Lacks the versatility to rotate through the midfield. I don't doubt his attitude but I still rate him a list clogger.

Re: List Assessment | 3. Jordan Lewis

Author: Primal Scream
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

Very good player. But we need a very good fast player. Either trade him or Sewell.

Re: List Assessment | 2. Jarryd Roughead

Author: Primal Scream
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

Definately trade him. He is worth something this year and will be worth nothing next year. Very disappointing player.

Re: List Assessment | 6. Josh Gibson

Author: Robert
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

Good acquisition and performed to expectations. Very versatile, good reader of the game and can play tall or small. One of the best timed fists in the game. Can probably do more to set up attacking plays if we can get a better system on our forward line.

Re: What ever happened to ...... Peter Murnane

Author: KJ Hawk
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

Two time premiership wingman. Didn't quite get to the ton. Where is he now?

I think he finished his playing days on one leg at West Perth in the WANFL, not sure when though. I don’t remember the years but I do remember the raking kicks on either foot, classy.

Re: List Assessment | 5. Sam Mitchell

Author: Robert
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

Another solid year for the captain. One of the most reliable and dependable on the list. Works hard inside and has excellent disposal by hand and both feet. No great pace but compensates with excellent decision making.

What ever happened to ...... Peter Murnane

Author: R2F
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

Two time premiership wingman. Didn't quite get to the ton. Where is he now?

Re: is Campbell Brown as good as gawn

Author: R2F
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

Do 't let the door hit you on the arse on the way out, Browny.

Re: is Campbell Brown as good as gawn

Author: Glenferre Gang
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

Brownie has always stated he would like to be a one man club.

It would be little difficult having to take on 22 other players every week but I am sure that he would be determined enough to attempt it.

Perhaps he could be the Waverly Browns.
LOL - thanks for the pick up and I'm not going to edit the post cause every knows what I meant.
And to the Blues theme song..... everybody together...
We are the Waverley Browns
the old dark Waverley Browns......

Re: Clarkson or Matthews?

Author: The good old days
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

I'm not sure about Matthews but this is a very similar situation to almost 30 years ago when Parkin (a legend mind you) was given the flick after coaching us to a flag 2 years previous. The list is perfectly set for a "Jeans type" reformation.

There are certainly 2 "Jeans type" coaches coming out of contract at the end of 2011. Bring it on.

Re: is Campbell Brown as good as gawn

Author: Last Stand
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

Brownie has always stated he would like to be a one man club.

It would be little difficult having to take on 22 other players every week but I am sure that he would be determined enough to attempt it.

Perhaps he could be the Waverly Browns.

Re: is Campbell Brown as good as gawn

Author: Glenferre Gang
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

I haven't heard this from the month himself (in fact i have never spoke to him) but a rep that calls on my work has known the Brown family for a long time, he claims that Brownie has admitted the money is very tempting but the fact he has to tell his team mates & the club he does actually love he was to leave seems like it might be to hard.
Mark WIlliams has admitted that he and Port were a little cheeky with the facts at trade time last year (probably a payback for Clarko, Hardwick, Russell, Dew & burg).

I won't be suprised if he goes the money is very tempting but at the sametime i wouldn't be suprised if he stays.

Having said all that just bloody stay Brownie!
The longer it goes on the less likely Brownie will go. I have said this before he bleeds brown and gold and Brownie is a very loyal person. He was mad on Sunday after such a horrid loss on Saturday. The money is tempting but he would have a career in media (on a bigger stage) in Melbourne after his reitrrement. Brownie has always stated he would like to be a one man club.

PLEASE STAY BROWNIE!! (and if you don't I'll get Hodgey to come round to your place and bash you up!! )

Re: List Assessment | 7. Michael Osborne

Author: Stinger
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

Trade, wont get any better, other options in attacking forward will surpase him, Hooper/Peterson. Better options for defensive forward, Lewis/Ellis.

Trade now while he still has some currency.

Re: Key defender

Author: orificerod
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

The key to winning games is to kick more than the opposition. We could concede 140 points a game, if we were kicking 150 we'd still be winning. Yes we were outmarked a couple of times this year, but I don;t think it was endemic of our problems down back. We averaged 83 points against this year, but only 92 points for. With the forwards we have that should be over 100. If we can increase our average for above 100, we will win 16 or more games a year.

We are missing a stay at home lead up forward in the mould of Williams or Dowler. That's who i think we should strategise our team going forward next to drafting or promoting - maybe Lisle does this, I havent seen him, but maybe draft someone like McKinley who is a lazy footballer, but as a stay at home leading forward only he may be someone who would be a cheap option.

Re: is Campbell Brown as good as gawn

Author: HAWK DEFENDER
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

I haven't heard this from the month himself (in fact i have never spoke to him) but a rep that calls on my work has known the Brown family for a long time, he claims that Brownie has admitted the money is very tempting but the fact he has to tell his team mates & the club he does actually love he was to leave seems like it might be to hard.
Mark WIlliams has admitted that he and Port were a little cheeky with the facts at trade time last year (probably a payback for Clarko, Hardwick, Russell, Dew & burg).

I won't be suprised if he goes the money is very tempting but at the sametime i wouldn't be suprised if he stays.

Having said all that just bloody stay Brownie!

Re: Clarkson or Matthews?

Author: Last Stand
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

Mathews in a heartbeat.

Of course it is never going to happen.

However, I can't imagine him tolerating the lacklustre crap that this group serves up regularly. With Mathews one would would hope the message would be "start performing or piss off to Western Sydney".

All coaches eventually lose the playing group and that is why Mathews left Brisbane with a year to run on his contract. I thought that was an exceptionally honourable thing to do really reminiscent of the old values of the traditional Hawthorn of John Kennedy senior or Alan Jeans or even Dickson, and not the carpet bagging, self promoting crap we see under the Kennett regime*.

Anyway I would love to see Clarko walk becasue he has lost the players but it won't happen becasue he has already lost the players but he can't see it because Clarko is too close to the players and they to he. They have a an extremely unhealthy co-dependant relationship where they both facilitate and enable each others failings and then they have the utter gall to stick up for each other in the media in the face of perfectly legitimate criticism from our president.

I want to see a new coach come in a put some friggin' discipline into this group and cut out all of this gen Y era nonsense crap that has crept into the game due entirely to slack and indulgent coaches!

The first discipline they can adopt is learning to kick properly! None of this swinging the leg across the body rubbish, or dribbling the ball through the goals when dead in front, or kicking with the outside of the foot when in front, or kicking square to goal when the goal mouth is wide open.

Also they can learn how to slot a simple goal by actually practicing the skill, OMG what an inovatation!

They should be forced to practice proper goal kicking lining up from a range of angles and distances with a REAL PLAYERS GUARDING THE MARK rather than the running around and trying to kick the ball out of mid air or trying to slot the goals from impossible angles.

Also they could actually get some goal kicking experts to help the players out. FFS Peter Hudson offered to help out at the Main Event (jumper night) this year in front of all the coaches administrators and the board, "if he were asked". But then Clarko and his high performance coach Rath clearly know more about the art of goal kicking than the greatest goal kicker of all time Peter Hudson. The fact that Rath had Roughy running a short run up on a plank shows that whist attempting to straighten his run up was the correct thing to do, tolerating him swing his leg right across his body and having him kick of three or so steps shows that he has almost no understanding of the mechanics of kicking straight or of any principle of momentum or implulse. And after all of this remediatation he is still kicking at a 53% conversion rate.

Oh well none of this is going to happen while Clarko is around and I would be surprised to see him coach for a few more years yet until the 5 two 50 plan becomes 5 one 40 and the good old window is nailed up.

So its sweet dreams to all the Clarko critics and a few more years of the this lucklustre rubbish bottom of the eight and out in the first week seasons, until the board wakes up and then it will be to late for Hodgey, Mitchell et al. as time takes it inevitable toll.

C'est le footy!

Note:

* For example selling the club off to Tasmiania, "More games to Tassie? why sure, how many do want?", or building a pokie palace to fleece the nouveau bogans of the west "well it sure worked a treat when I was premier", and lets not investigate the the disconnect, the cognitive dissonance between his rabid promotion of the gambling plague, pokies everywhere and the casino, as premier and his work as Chairman of Beyond Blue.

Re: is Campbell Brown as good as gawn

Author: KJ Hawk
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

Gold Coast sign Rischitelli...

http://www.foxsports.com.au/story/0,865 ... public_rss

Brownie is still thinking about it.

Re: is Campbell Brown as good as gawn

Author: Ball Girl
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-07

Whilst i still hold onto the last thread of hope that he will stay, if the figures in the paper are accurate then go with my blessing Brown-dog.
Hes been a star for our club, we will miss him and I will whoop for joy if he says hes staying but at 27 and has probably played his best footy, how could he possibly pass up that much money at this stage of his career.

Good luck Browny but please stay

Ditto

Re: is Campbell Brown as good as gawn

Author: Super Sammy
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-06

Whilst i still hold onto the last thread of hope that he will stay, if the figures in the paper are accurate then go with my blessing Brown-dog.
Hes been a star for our club, we will miss him and I will whoop for joy if he says hes staying but at 27 and has probably played his best footy, how could he possibly pass up that much money at this stage of his career.

Good luck Browny but please stay

Re: List Assessment | 7. Michael Osborne

Author: QuantumHawk
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-06

Luv the way he goes about it, hard and agressive, and one day one of those marks will stick.
Unfortunately does go MIA at times, but isn't the only small forward that can be said of.
Keep unless something comes along way over the odds. Especially if we lose Brown need some of those hard nuts.

Re: Official Trading Thread

Author: Last Stand
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-06

Welcome back !!!

We were really worried.

I thought you'd suffered an optimism overdose following the brave performance of our heroes in Perth. You know the standard the Hawk's future is so bright I have to wear shades type of thing!

Have a great holiday.

Cheers.

Official Trading Thread

Author: Darwi
Forum: The Mighty Hawks Nest
Date: 2010-09-06

As requested. Sorry about being a bit tardy... on a family driving holiday in Victoria.

Doing this from a mobile phone.

Please play nice.